The Malarkey
Hello, dear reader, and welcome! My name is Mullarkey, and the contents of this blog is what I like to call my malarkey.

Updates

7/5 – After dozens of hours of work and more than eighteen thousand words, Part II of The Female Enigma has become Parts II and III and they are both nearing completion. Part II will cover my superficial mentality when it comes to courting, as well as detail the fallacies I’ve derived from films I saw as a teenager concerning confident girls. Part III will finally reveal why, exactly, I don’t want to have sex until I’m married, and go over a whole slew of other topics related to sex. Please stay tuned for the final drafts!

The Female Enigma Serial - Prologue:
The Piper Parable

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The Female Enigma Serial